halberd 

A polearm resembling a long-handled axe, the halberd also features a spike sprouting from the end of the haft that can be used as a spear, and a hook opposite the axe-head that was used to pull mounted knights from their horses.

The King's guards crossed their halberds across the door to the throne room, denying the messenger entry.

halberd by KingPhoenix February 20, 2005

Halberd Sexual 

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

Halberd Sexual by Certified Guinness club May 1, 2022

Spam halberd 

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

Spam halberd by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

The Battle of Hamberder Hill 

Derogatory term for the US government shutdown, caused by Donald Trump, and beginning on December 22nd, 2018.

The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.

I hope Mitch McConnell's career dies in The Battle of Hamberder Hill!

The Battle of Hamberder Hill by Disappointed Babaganoush January 20, 2019

Hamberders 

What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.

I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.

Hamberders by jermwash January 15, 2019