habitized

Becoming one with the habit

I'm Habitized to the crazy bitch's insaneness

habitized by J~Sin May 18, 2016

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hannitized

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!

hannitized by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

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sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

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harbinized

1. Spending an excessive amount of time perfecting your work.
2. Avoiding important work to continue your pet projects, while your co-workers pick up the slack.
3. Putting a ton of time into a useless project.

You really harbinized the job requirements. What a waste of time.

harbinized by diandre October 10, 2006