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Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

fuck her to the ground 

A phrase describing the desire and/or act of very rough sex in which the receiving partner is taken from whatever apparatus was initially used (bed, couch, counter, etc.) to the floor.
Guy 1: Hey man, some friends and I are about to see "Lucy". You in?
Guy 2: That Scarlett Johansson movie? Hell yeah I'm in. She's so fucking hot.
Guy 1: Right? Dude, if I got a chance at that, I would fuck her to the ground.

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Fuck a hole in the ground 

To be unscrupulous regarding sexual partners
He’d fuck a hole in the ground if it winked at him