Grampy's Work Out 

Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.

Visit any Florida gym for work out tips. Especially Grampy's Work Out.

Grampy's Work Out by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2015

Grampy's Whiskers 

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

Grampy's Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Grampy's Handshake 

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

Grampy's Handshake by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

Grimmy's Heroes 

An army of nobodies, led by a guy who is nothing more than a stinky ratcatcher.

The army is made up of four people:
MyGeeto,
Hayshifter of Gint,
GavTheNugget
and Random Hero

3 out of 4 members dont like being referred to as Grimmy's Heroes.

Guy: oh no...here comes the loser pack aka Grimmy's Heroes

Grimmy's Heroes by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009

grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

grampy's bandaid by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

Grippy Sock Jail

A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.

“I had to go to grippy sock jail after I told my therapist about my mental stats.”

Grippy Sock Jail by MossyMoss January 25, 2021