greenwood 

A robot designed to be your friend. This is decieving though, sometimes the robot shortcircuits and then becomes psychotic.

The greenwood broke and now when we clean the refrigerator, it yells at us!

greenwood by bananabananabanana December 9, 2009

Greenwood 

A result in the game of poker, when ironically, a male player who gets a straight, is wearing feminine clothing.

Alex got two straights in the last two hands of poker, which is ironic for a man wearing that scarf. What a Greenwood.

Greenwood by BigAlsPokerHand March 14, 2018

Greenwood 

The Greenwood refers to when a man comes home after a long days work with aggressions towards his partner, takes off his old dirty crusty work socks, gags his partner with them, hog ties them, and then proceeds to give the parter dry anal.

"We came home after a hard days work and right as I walked through the door, I got the Greenwood."

Greenwood by McProffesional January 26, 2014

Greenwood 

The erection of a young innocent boy.

The catholic priest loves greenwood from alter boys prior to Sunday's service.

Greenwood by FireDogs106 May 8, 2017

Greenwood 

The long dick of the Green Bay Packers that raped the Steelers in Super Bowl XLV

Damn man, Roethlisberger tasted his own medicine! He got raped by that Greenwood baby!

Greenwood by Wookus Maximus February 25, 2011

greenwood 

noun - An erection or woody one gets while stoned on marijuana or green.

Last time we smoked up with the bitches, I had huge greenwood every time I looked at Sally's tits.

greenwood by SleepyDP January 2, 2010

greenwood 

1. A true slut.

2. Streetwalker.

3. A girl who will have sex with your father, mother, brother and every other waking member of your family.

"Dude, dont talk to that chick, she's a greenwood!"

"Ya man, I totally hooked up with that greenwood last night!"
"Hey I know that greenwood, she slept with the whole football team!"

greenwood by pulledagreenwood March 6, 2010