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googleator 

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.
"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".
googleator by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016
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googlewhoremonger 

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.
"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

googletown 

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.
yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.
googletown by rachel svelt January 18, 2008

Googlear 

Googlear is a real Spanish Verb. It means 'To Google'. It conjugates like a regular AR verb:

I Google - Yo Googleo
You Google - Tu Googleas
He/She/It Googles - El/Ella Googlea
We Google - Nosotros Googleamos
You all Google - Vosotros Googleais
They Google - Ellos/Ellas Googlean
Mis amigos y yo Googleamos en la clase de historia.
(My friends and I Google in history class.)

Me gusta Googlear.
(I like to Google.)
Googlear by jmcookiemonster25 March 18, 2011

googletowngirl 

noun.fem: person immersed in the googlegeist in an idiosyncratic fashion.
chaya, is a clever and comely, googletowngirl.
googletowngirl by eliseva June 24, 2008

Googletrap 

A word or phrase placed in a web page with the intention of generating extra traffic via search engines.

Often this word or phrase will be used with the intention of misleading.
In a blog post, relating to wild life, the writer uses the phrase 'humble tits'.

This is a googletrap as it is likely to be hit upon by Googlers looking for unclothed pictures of the TV presenter Kate Humble.

Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.
Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.
Googletarianism by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013