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Golden Tallywacker 

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

Golden Tallywhackers  

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.
The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!