gearvalanche

When a pile or mound of over-stacked sporting goods gear in a closet or a shelf collapses all over the floor.

If you add one more Nalgene to that shelf, it'll cause a gearvalanche!

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Gladvalanche

The result of one's inability to stack disposable food storage containers properly.

I could tell that my husband had just done the dishes when I found a Gladvalanche in the cupboard.

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When you're mining in Minecraft, and the gravel on the ceiling of a cave all collapses.

Damn, I was mining, found 11 diamonds, but I lost them when I suffocated in a gravalanche on my way back up.

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1.an avalanche of garbage.

2.sometimes used to explain a torrent of lies and unfounded rumors.

1. "Don't play at the landfill Troy, you might get buried in a garbalanche"

2. The rumors that Obama is a Muslim is just a garbalanche."

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When you want to say avalanche but REALLY like Garn47

"Be prepared for a Garnvalanche of *thing*!"

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