fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

fumber by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

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Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

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Fubbernucked

A word which was created (as far as I know) by Markiplier, as an in-the-moment impovised word as a replacement for fucked but idk why as he swears already. I guess it’s kinda why we watch him.

“I’m fubbernucked anyway!”

Fubbernucked by Jellyflower April 20, 2018