A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but
obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being
like this, they are
pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you
if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg,
you should learn how to
hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*