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Fucking Bullshit 

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.
Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

fucking bullshit 

A common response to something that is fucked up.

Originated in Austin, TX 2004 by IBMers.
Dude1: Hey man... I feel bad we didn't stay out late last night on your birthday.
Dude2: Yeah man that was fucking bullshit!
fucking bullshit by blizzel August 1, 2004

Fucking Bullshit 

Known by some in the world as Golf, fucking bullshit is a game unique in that it requires no less than 120 strokes, 14 lost balls, and 2 broken clubs. Particularly infuriating in that with every swing, there seems to be a new component that cause the shot to go awry. It is impossible to get better at or be happy while playing.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna play a round of fucking bullshit today?

Jason: fuck that shit, I’d rather blow my money at the titty bar
Fucking Bullshit by Jmc220 May 3, 2018

Fucking Bullshit 

"Wow, your really fucking bullshit dude" Says Dave

"Yeah.. Oh, YEAH!" Replies Darreth.
Fucking Bullshit by Nephos April 20, 2011

Fucking bullshit 

When someone or something does something or happens in a series of very unfortunate events that harms you and everyone around you.
Simarleen becoming president of the debate team was fucking bullshit.
Fucking bullshit by saltboi99 April 22, 2015

fucking bullshit 

not participating in PE class
Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Person 2: Right before PE class? That's some fucking bullshit man.
fucking bullshit by alphasyke February 17, 2022