friend finder 

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.

Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.

friend finder by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

adult friend finder 

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma April 15, 2014

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2013

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

adult friend finder by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2014

finger friend

Synonym for lesbian, implies that they aren't quite full-bore lesbians, but more in the experimental phase.

Jen & Jan don't consider themselves to be lesbians, but they sure are good finger friends.

finger friend by 7Dingo July 30, 2008

Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.

Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.

Friend of the finger by Lorenzicus November 2, 2011

What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

An alternative way of saying what the fuck. Is typically used to convey a feeling of surprise and/or disgust.

Homie 1: *posts some cursed shit*
Homie 2: What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck by Backwards Toilet Paper October 1, 2021