for breakfast 

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone."

"Oh, for breakfast?"

"Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

for breakfast by Pete Calleri April 19, 2010

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

You ate a clown for breakfast 

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.

Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

You ate a clown for breakfast by gllxssyy August 2, 2020

Clown for breakfast 

Something you say to someone who believes they and their jokes are absolutely hilarious but in reality are lame and/or cringe enducing. It is essentially an insult calling someone unfunny.

Oh my God John, did you eat a clown for breakfast?

Clown for breakfast by Hana26 August 17, 2017

I could see what she had for breakfast 

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

I could see what she had for breakfast by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010

Gonorrhea for Breakfast 

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

Gonorrhea for Breakfast by Aram A. February 24, 2008

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

turkey for breakfast by synchronicityii February 11, 2010