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feticulate 

A portmanteau of 'fecal' and 'particulate'.

Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
feticulate by Johnny Domino October 27, 2011
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Foutican 

A universal word for a person that is low in smarts in high in clumsiness.
The foutican tried to pop a wheelie on their bike but instead fell.

Fortication 

Like fornication but inside of a fort or fort-like structure.

eg. Blanket fort, tree house, refrigerator box, etc.
Michelle: I hear Steve and Andrea are building a fort instead of coming out tonight.
Leanne: Oh yeah? Sounds like they'll be into some serious fortication this weekend.
Michelle: Truth. If the refrigerator box is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Fortication by incufilter November 14, 2016
(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.
Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.
fosticate by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

forticate 

To shove a dick up anothers ass.
I forticated yohan's mom's ass last night.
forticate by lerris May 13, 2005

FONTicide 

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.
Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again
FONTicide by kpp July 2, 2008