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flying monkey falcon punch 

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.
"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

Flying Flaconga

A term for someone who jumps during a party and gets laughed at.
Woah! Jason you're such a flying flaconga, stop that!
Flying Flaconga by Jason Shooster September 26, 2005