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Floor Tom 

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
Floor Tom by Floor Tom February 25, 2024

Floor Tom'd 

The action of beeing eaten by a floor tom of a drum set. (See Teen Girl Squad episode 8).
She was floor tom'd!
Floor Tom'd by Evan May June 7, 2005

Floor Tommmed

To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo
Floor Tommmed by Xero January 20, 2005

tom flood 

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.
tom flood by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car