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bend a fresh biscuit 

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)
Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

Fresh biscuits 

The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.

The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.
"Check that out, fresh biscuits at 1 o'clock."
Fresh biscuits by Rowdman May 29, 2009