flacenis 

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

flacenis by chicarcas March 11, 2008

Flapenis 

A false (non functioning) penis that is formed from the tissue of the patients own arm or leg mucsle and skin and then artificially attached to the woman's genital area.

"I heard Jenny got a flapenis surgery done over the weekend, now she can't wear her leggings anymore."

Flapenis by anonymous July 1, 2023