fat freak

someone who is all happy and runs into k mart at 4 am on black friday. they buy themselves a yearly supply of twinkies, cakes, and other food fat people eat. in downtown they scream at trash and cars and they faint when they stand up. next time you see one of them be sure to bring twinkies to throw so they will not eat you

why is there fat freaks in every mcdonalds?

fat freak by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

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Freak Show Fat

Obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. Now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.

You can find them in 'all you can eat' establishments, drinking Super Big Gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.

Favored food groups are - meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.

"When we were at the Cracker Barrel, we saw some huge hungry bitches that were freak show fat."

Freak Show Fat by Chauncy M. April 22, 2010