fanny-clam 

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin

"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."

fanny-clam by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Clammy fanny 

A sweaty vagina which also has discharge, thrush

The sign for this is clamping your hands, opening and closing 3 times like a crab and saying "clammy fanny" in a voice like 'Lenny's' from the the story 'Of Mice and Men'.

My girlfriends fanny stinks, she's got a clammy fanny! Uch a fi!

Clammy fanny by rhywpenol October 5, 2009

Clammy fanny 

A wet slimy vagina with an unpleasant smell

T:my girl lauren has a right clammy fanny
B: thats tragic bro

Clammy fanny by Eggy mcvie March 15, 2018

Clammed fanny 

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

Clammed fanny by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

fannyclamp 

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.

"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"

fannyclamp by vefestival09 January 15, 2010

Fannychampion

One who has dominated the asshole of his or her partner. One whos skills rival that of a bum ninja.

Wow hunny, you are my fannychampion. No one has ever hit my asshole's gspot as quick, or as hard as you. You are, my fannychampion. Now lemme suck my shit off of your dick just because you did so wonderfully.

Fannychampion by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

fannyclanger

Female version of a Cockwomble. A portmanteau of the slang term for the female front-bottom and the popular 70s British children's TV show.

She's such a FannyClanger.

fannyclanger by Ben Walker 2 March 10, 2020