fanker 

A person that fakes a wank.

Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.

fanker by Evilness666 December 28, 2005

fanker 

fucker/fanker

You are such a fanker!

fanker by Saiyan_toilet July 7, 2003

fanker 

Fanker basically means "female wanker".

Ewww look at her, what a fanker!

I heard that she is actually a fanker.

fanker by SiErRaH March 2, 2008

fanker 

a group or individual fake punkers

Simple Plan is a bunch of fankers

fanker by Ashlee LT August 28, 2005

fanker 

See funt

You have no idea how much of a fanker you really are.

fanker by Big Bubbles of [Spuff] March 5, 2004

fanker 

a fit wanker

daisy: why do still like alfie, he’s a wanker?
aimee: idk he’s a fanker

fanker by yolowhip December 30, 2018

fanker 

a fit wanker

daisy: why do you still like alfie he’s such a wanker?
aimee: idk he’s a fanker

fanker by yolowhip December 30, 2018