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fastsanchez 

When you stick your middle finger up your ass and wipe it on your upper lip to make a black mustache.
Hola mi nomes es fastsanchez (as you quietly shove your finger up your ass to get some poo mustache paste and wipe it on your upper lip).

Que paso?

Yo quiero some cock.
fastsanchez by browonder August 8, 2009
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