Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!
Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.
Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
I’m not sayinganything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!
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N; a term referring to a sexual position in which anal sex is performed while the dominant partner throws their arms out to the side and loudly makes airplane noises.
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N; an action performed inside an airplane lavatory after a one partner farts, and the other quickly sticks it in. (This version of the Rusty Fuselage must be performed after the parter 'sticking it in' shouts "Get ready for some turbulence!")