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explained 

I need help explaining how to milk a cow!!!! Somebody... anybody... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The lady dosent think I explained it good enough.
explained by Rachel Ellis April 30, 2008

melodyoutsold explained 

explains all of melodyoutsold's videos
wow melodyoutsold explained really helped me understand melodyoutsolds content

Menstrator Explainer 

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about
You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

over explainer 

One who tends to give too much information while telling a story. Often leads to other stories that have nothing to do with the original topic. The person then, at some point, loops back around to the original story and forgot what he was saying.
When spotted out to lunch with a woman, whom was not his wife, John went into over explainer mode.

John: Oh...hey guys, this is my niece, Mary. I just met her for lunch here because my wife asked me to give her something. Oh I know this place is kind of out of the way but we met here because she'd never been here before and she just graduated and uh, I normally don't go to lunch with other women but...

explainedworm

a simp who loves eating cum of big hairy balls and touches people
he explainedwormed his friend
explainedworm by anonymous September 6, 2020

Brexit Simply Explained 

Perhaps the most popular oxymoron at the moment. Could be compared to the likes of ‘Ice Hot’ or ‘Happy Tragedy”
Person 1: “I wonder what’s going on with this Brexit nonsense?”
Person 2: “Here, I’ve found this video ‘Brexit Simply Explained’”
Person 1: “Why thank you, it’s almost bittersweet. Like an Ice Hot tea”