egg-asser
n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
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