drunk dick 

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

drunk dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

Drunk dick 

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

Drunk dick by Trent November 19, 2004

Drunk Dick 

1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)

Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night

Drunk Dick by Fuuuuckkkkkit August 14, 2010

Drunk Dick 

A Girl that you would only fuck if you are completely and utterly drunk. And the next day when you wake up next to her you throw up in your mouth. Cause otherwise it would not have been if it weren't for the alcohol

She would be a drunk dick.

"What were you thinking about last night with her?"
"Drunk dick man that's what."

Drunk Dick by junglecat6 January 12, 2010

dick drunk 

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

dick drunk by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

dick drunk 

After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.

Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.

In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".

I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.

Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug

dick drunk by ReoB October 1, 2015

dick drunk 

Dicking a female down till she just black out,fall alseep,or can't move no more while you still fucking them.

That bitch Keisha...Dude I got her so dick drunk last night she wants me to come back tonight again...

dick drunk by Da_5th January 1, 2008