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driving test 

The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.
Man I have my driving test tomorrow

Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence

I will probs do the frog noises anyways...
driving test by Dermin November 17, 2013
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Driving test 

Wanting to have sexual congress with an attractive female
" Fuck me! I wouldn't half mind taking Tasha for a driving test
Driving test by old queen June 2, 2019

Driving test 

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

Ultimate Driving Test 

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.