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douche pose 

The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.
Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose
douche pose by dantheman111794 June 30, 2009
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Douchenose 

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche
After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women
Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Douchepower 

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax
Douchepower by btjohnson June 30, 2014