doing dudes 

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.

Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".

doing dudes by Matt March 30, 2005

Doing a Dudash 

Ask your questions in the forums. The ChatBox is for small talk

we are not spamming we are doing a dudash now Ask your questions in the forums. The ChatBox is for small talk

Doing a Dudash by NO_SKILLZ_DEATH March 9, 2009

Dude what are you doing? 

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

Dude what are you doing? by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

Ding Dong Dude

The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.

Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!

Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!

-2 weeks later-

Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.

Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.

Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?

Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.

Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.

Ding Dong Dude by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013

Fuck are you doin dude 

A question asked when you are wondering what the fuck someone is doing.

Fuck are you doin dude

Fuck are you doin dude by Shitkickerxxx69 August 30, 2011