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dirty marvin 

An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.
While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!
dirty marvin by Devilned July 22, 2011
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Dirty Marvin 

Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk

Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck

Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
Dirty Marvin by Iwearsocks December 5, 2023

Dirty marvin 

When you join a club or organization enthusiastically but then give up on it and let it fail. Usually while throwing a big temperature tantrum like a baby.
If you don't try harder your going to pull a dirty marvin.

Dirty Marin 

Hey that’s a dirty Marin
Dirty Marin by Moist Man69 April 22, 2020

Dirty Marcin 

The act of a male having sexual intercourse with his own father and using nicknames for his (father's) cum, usually beginning with "creamy".

E.x of nicknames - "creamy hours" "creamy days" "creamy explosions" "creamy creams" "lovely explosions" "creamy millenniums"
Dirty Marcin by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Dirty marine 

Dirty marine is a very unique person and endearing but

Can go crazy when she met oli on the rooftop
Example: Hi ! OLIIIIII
OMG is that dirty marine

dirty marina 

When you and your partner are fucking, and you slip your dick in her mouth, and she bites off the tip, and makes you eat it, "SLOWLY"
Me and my girl friend, did a dirty marina, I'm still sore
dirty marina by Ni🅱🅱a ass November 5, 2017