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dildophobic 

Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See vibraphobic.
She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.
dildophobic by Holepuncher October 13, 2012
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dildophobia 

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.
Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.
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Dinophobic

A fear we should all have of Dino golzine,that fucking musty crusty dusty bitch can go die Yk like ew AND MARVIN but ash deserved better 😕
Us Dinophobes will protest against him,even if it means death DINODIE2022
Im dinophobic and proud
Dinophobic by Lawliets toe sucker September 6, 2022

Diegophobic

If you're have a phobia against a dumbass kid who thinks he's the shit when he really isn't
Diegophobic-That kid is Diego is a fucking stupid and thinks he's the shit I have a I have a I really don't like him I'm Diegophobic
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dinophobic

yubo is dinophobic of dinosaurs
dinophobic by dinophobic February 27, 2022