danger noodle 

A snake

Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

danger noodle by tannerge January 21, 2016

Danger Noodle 

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

Danger Noodle by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017

Danger Noodle 

The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out

The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out

Danger Noodle by IwnshienzalLxnejsis April 25, 2017

Danger noodle 

A snake

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

Danger noodle by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019

danger noodle 

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

danger noodle by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022

Danger Noodle 

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

Danger Noodle by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

danger noodle 

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

danger noodle by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021