d-tom 

the freshest nigga alive

d-tom is the greatest

d-tom by Dillon Thomas June 12, 2008

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] 

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

Tom Tom'd 

Getting lost while following the incorrect GPS directions of a Tom Tom or any other in-car GPS device.

Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.

Dude, we are nowhere near WhiteCastle...I think we got Tom Tom'd!

Sorry I'm late, I got Tom Tom'd on the way and ended up in the next county.

Tom Tom'd by GP Esta June 10, 2009

Tom D. 

It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.

Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"

Tom D. by BigB1991 March 30, 2010

Floor Tom'd 

The action of beeing eaten by a floor tom of a drum set. (See Teen Girl Squad episode 8).

She was floor tom'd!

Floor Tom'd by Evan May June 7, 2005

Tom'd 

While playing Mario Kart, you get shafted so bad and so many times, that you go from first to last and can't win the race.

Common symptoms of being Tom'd are: Losing horribly, throwing controllers, screaming at t.v., loss of respect, ridicule from friends, not wanting to play Mario Kart, and having to leave the house because its late and people need their sleep.

Jesse: No, no no no! Fu-fuck!! I just got shafted!!
Neil: No Jesse, you just got Tom'd.
Jessie: *throws controller* I'm done with this.

Tom'd by NeiLTheReaLDeaL September 12, 2010

tom'd 

When you wake up in the morning and your ass hurts

"what the fuck, who tom'd me last night?"
Stay away from him, he's a "tommer"

tom'd by Tommy28 September 29, 2005