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cunting season 

A period of the time in which the pussy flows freely and is relatively easy to get, relative to other periods of time.
Milty: It's the first day of university and the hotties are back in town and ready to party! Time to rock out with our cocks out!

Billy- Bob: True dat! Cunting season is on, yo!
cunting season by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Cunting Shoes 

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.
That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

cunting spider 

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.
Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.
cunting spider by MrBooze November 17, 2016

Cutting somebody's Rat 

When you cut off someone's Dick off with a shiv.
Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.
Amber was definitely "cutting somebody's Rat" yesterday, like she did with Johnny last week!

Cutting Someone's Grass 

When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.
- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.

What's cutting

Another way of saying, "What's up?" Or "What's going on?"
Yo my nigga, what's cutting?