cum blade

A sword of pure crystalized cum. The most powerful sword ever.

I was about to challenge a level 100 Chad for the position of alpha male but he had the cum blade!

cum blade by Gksloflakfjsakkdk June 30, 2020

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cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

cum blade by anonymous January 1, 2022

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