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Crusty dick cheese 

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.
Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

crusty mc cheese 

the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.
guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms

crusty cheeseburger 

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.
I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

fat cheese crust pizza 

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos
fat cheese crust pizza by dank lad December 21, 2015