crickson 

A Crickson is someone who tends to act retarded, they also are compulsive liars and have a hygiene problem. They will never accept an answer if they got it wrong because of their stubbornness. They also have a desire of collecting raw cracked eggs and placing them in jars around each other while they sleep. Their final move is that they illegally download life starting from music to thousands if dollars to whole houses. The overall look is that they are regardless of mental disorders retarded or as the Italians would say 'Retardando'

Hey that guy is an idiot

Yeh he's a real Crickson

crickson by Doctordave January 1, 2014

cracksonville 

Alternate name for Jacksonville, a drug addled, crime ridden city in N.E. Florida

Cracksonville is NOT the place to bring the wife and kiddies on vacation (unless all of you want to score!)

cracksonville by teder June 18, 2011

Crickmonster 

Those specifically originating from Pittsburgh, typically sporting mullets, acid wash jeans, and speaking pittsburgheze. Not to be mistaken for yinzers, crickmonsters are known for their poor english, unsightly appearance, and obnoxious behavior. Can be found in close proximity to the crick (creek).

This arena is full of crickmonsters in their high-tops and cratered faces.

Crickmonster by 3PsMaddie August 1, 2008

crackson 

When your son is addicted to crack.

"How's your boy doing nowadays?"
"Oh, he's turned into my right old crackson!"

crackson by stetzon September 19, 2016