crawls ass 

To suck real hard; to be lamer than lame, completely obnoxious.

Britney Spears crawls ass!

crawls ass by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

eat cheese and crawl up my ass 

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

eat cheese and crawl up my ass by DrSamba December 15, 2008