crawl up 

slang word for lick someone's arse

i had to crawl up the principal's ass just to keep you out of trouble

crawl up by grena February 19, 2010

crawl up out some cheese 

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.

I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.

crawl up out some cheese by Aijalon January 12, 2013

eat cheese and crawl up my ass 

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

eat cheese and crawl up my ass by DrSamba December 15, 2008