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crumbshot 

The small collection of crumbs at the bottom of a bag of crackers or chips that is eaten all at once in a flurry of flavor by turning the bag completely upside-down unleashing an avalanche of overseasoned deliciousness into ones mouth.
Alistair: are there any Dorito's left?
Clancy: no, sorry we just finished them
Hans: you can have the crumbshot if you want it...
crumbshot by Freasy June 9, 2009

Crumbshot 

A picture of home made bread sliced in half.
"He took a great crumbshot."
"That's a great crumbshot picture."
Crumbshot by Scheidecker2 March 16, 2019

Alabama Crabshoot 

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

crumbshot 

v. : the act of dumping crumbs (chip, cracker, cake or otherwise) on to another person in a sexual manner.
Becky: What the fuck, why did you pour chips on me?

Steve: CRUMBSHOT!
crumbshot by walterblythe September 20, 2013

crabshooter

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as Dice-Lice.)

2. One who is so riddled with crabs he/she basically shoots them from his/her genitalia.
"I thought I was on a roll, but I ended up with the crabs" or "Watch out for him/her, because she/he is a known crabshooter"
crabshooter by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016

Crabophobe 

A person who is afraid of crabs sexually
Man, that guy at the beach was such a crabophobe!
Crabophobe by crabophobe February 25, 2017