crab tarts 

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

crab tarts by Big Daddy D Williams January 12, 2009

craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.

Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...

craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008