cowherd

A term usually used to describe an orgy that includes one man (as the bull) and at least four more women (the cows). This makes up a cowherd but can only contain one man.

Derek: I had a great cowherd last night
Terry: You do not have the sexual competence to pull that off

cowherd by theoriginalladontour July 14, 2010

Colin Cowherd 

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

Colin Cowherd by C. Griffin November 9, 2007

colin cowherd 

The guy who thinks he's hot shit on ESPN radio but really is just a piece of shit. He ordered the code red on TBL and thats pretty gay, except that TBL sucks cock. So fuck both of them.

Colin Cowherd is worthless, just like 90% of everything on ESPN radio.

colin cowherd by povo December 24, 2008

Colin Cowherd 

the best man in sports-talk radio bar none. His show "The Herd" is the only show on radio that talks exclusively about football and tries to keep discussion about worthless baseball to a minimum. Colin understands that America is nation of football. Colin is funny, sarcastic, and pretty much right about everything.

All these other shows are talking about baseball in freaking football season lets listen to "The Herd" to hear about football. Colin Cowherd doesnt waste his time with baseball.

Colin Cowherd by Matt0912 April 1, 2009

Cowher

a person with a big chin that sticks out of their face.

(a girl with a big chin walks in a bar)...look at that cowher girl!

Cowher by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

COWHEAD 

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

COWHEAD by weave October 8, 2003

Bill Cowher 

Great coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, coach for 14 years (1992-present), known for his spit spewing tirades and "double-jointed" jaw. Finally won a Super Bowl by beating the Seahawks 21-10 in Super Bowl XL

Did you screw up? Oh boy, coach is going to go Bill Cowher on you!

Bill Cowher by ANDYCOOL February 12, 2006