COWHEAD

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

by weave October 8, 2003

cowhead

Female reproductive system.

Becky... did you notice in our health class that those ovaries and uterus in the diagram really looks like a cowhead?

by lbritish June 29, 2004

ConHead

A supported of Connor Roy's presidential bid.

You are not a ConHead unless you hyper-decant your wine.

by FerfMonster October 17, 2019

cowherd

A term usually used to describe an orgy that includes one man (as the bull) and at least four more women (the cows). This makes up a cowherd but can only contain one man.

Derek: I had a great cowherd last night
Terry: You do not have the sexual competence to pull that off

by theoriginalladontour July 14, 2010

Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

by C. Griffin November 9, 2007

colin cowherd

The guy who thinks he's hot shit on ESPN radio but really is just a piece of shit. He ordered the code red on TBL and thats pretty gay, except that TBL sucks cock. So fuck both of them.

Colin Cowherd is worthless, just like 90% of everything on ESPN radio.

by povo December 24, 2008

conheady

The best family name to exist

This was written by paddy Conheady

Fucking hell I wish I was a Conheady

by Paddstar June 2, 2021