couchi

The plural form of "couch", which is defined as anything included in the same family of furniture as sofa, loveseat, but excluding chair-and-a-half. This alternative spelling of the plural form is a direct result of the increasing use of the "i" suffix to many words in elite engineering institutes and universities in classes. The more couchi, the better.

That house has 4 couchi facing the big screen tv. It's so dank!!!

couchi by The Brofessor February 20, 2009

Couchi

Couch

A couchi

Couchi by Shaquille111 April 19, 2022

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi 

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome

chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019

Joe Couch 

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

Joe Couch by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

The Great Coochie Wars 

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"

Cell's Voice
We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

The Great Coochie Wars by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021

coochie swirl 

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.

Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.

coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011

canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018