couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

couch hockey by RKeller1 April 28, 2006

One man couch hockey 

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

One man couch hockey by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018

couch honkey

That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.

That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.

couch honkey by hollywoodhorror June 11, 2006