couch cow
A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
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cowch
Noun: An oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. Said to be extremely comfortable.
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cowch
A large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the massiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.
cowch by Fatty Arbuckle August 24, 2004