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couch condom 

Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
couch condom by Etch September 8, 2006
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Condom Cooch 

The latex smell one's vagina takes on after having sex with a man using a condom.
Guy: I didn't go down on her after we did it; she had condom cooch...and I hate the taste of that!
Condom Cooch by Lazy A March 4, 2009

Condemnation Cough 

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.
Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.
Condemnation Cough by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011