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Kelly's Cornhole 

(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.
I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*
Kelly's Cornhole by Holly Teacakes January 30, 2007
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Cornhole Supreme 

When you fuck someone in the ass and pull out to shoot your load in the gaping whole you just made from a distance.
(An anal Cumshot trick shot)
Dude I so Cornhole Supremed this chick I met last night!

cornhole swirl 

The process of bending a chic over the toilet and fucking her in the ass and then dunking her head in the toilet bowl and flushing.
The bitch pissed me off so I brought her into the bathroom and gave her a cornhole swirl
cornhole swirl by dunkendave December 14, 2019

Cornhole Syndrome 

When one's cornhole is erectilely disturbed by the mysogynist excrevince,edimitological Transplantal forensic accumulation becomes a mandatory state of vital encumbrance. Caesarean Sectional Repair by a licensed Surgically experienced indivudal is a complete neccessity in the incoherent operation. Metalloids are applied within the patient's blood stream in effort to cease cornhological damage. Cornhole Syndrome originated in Africa,Saudi Arabia on planet saturn due to the overwhelming build up of disasterously carnvourous bacterial organic material,triggering the world-wide known historical event, "The great Humungi". Studies show Cornhole syndrome (CHS) is related to "Ass in mouth" disease,where the host is ridiculed by numerous anal mouth orientation.
'Cornholios Syndromis' -Greek Anumphatic for Cornhole Syndrome

Male example Character 1: "Hello douglas,I am wondering how your mother is doing after previous ordeal involving CHS,I think it is really bad but I also hope she recovers and becomes normal again and does not die by CHS.

Male Example Character 2: "Hello James,thank you for your recognition,My Mother is going to die. I think it's really bad,and I hope she does not die because I do not want my mother to die,goodbye James."

Dusty Cornhole Snake 

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.
" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"

Cornholer's Disease 

Graphic example of Cornholer's Disease in action (,) <<<<@@
Cornholer's Disease by Dr. Ion January 1, 2012

Spicy Cornhole 

When you are stuck in a blizzard in the backcountry with your boys and need to keep warm by pouring Tabasco on your penis and cornholing each other.
Dude we are going to freeze to death if we don’t get a spicy cornhole going in this tent. Good thing we packed the hot sauce!
Spicy Cornhole by CoconutSplenda January 14, 2022