A french last name implying that the male bearers are extremelywell hung. They are skilled cooks and have the abilities to woo a woman in fewer than five words. Smart and strong, the Cordeau regime is likely to take over the world.
Me: I live in cordeaux heights.
Random: I've heard that's an awesome suburb, I am thinking of moving there.
Me: Are you hot?
Random: Ummm...no...?
Me: Then re-think your destination.