convection oven 

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over

George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.

convection oven by kreinke June 22, 2009

convection oven 

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.

I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.

convection oven by cluf February 23, 2010

dutch convection oven 

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.

Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!

dutch convection oven by Zach Walker September 3, 2006

Dutch Convection Oven 

Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.

Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"

Dutch Convection Oven by illgrac December 8, 2009

Confection Oven 

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

Confection Oven by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009